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Jokes sms

News Reporter to Meera:
What is your favourite Dish & Drink?

MEERA:
"Mother of Potato" &
"1 Leg Mango Juice"

Reporter: Main samjha nahi!

MEERA: Oh my God! You Pendu's,
Ek to tum Peoples ko Anglish nahi aati.
Main ne kaha mujhe
"Langray Aam ka Juice
Or Aaloo KeeMaa"
Pasand hay