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Pathan sms Funny sms urdu

1 Pathan ko 2 saal ki training k baad jab jang per bhejnay lagay to Pathan ne apnay officer se poocha:
Sir! Aik baat teek teek bataiga! Officer bola:han bolo Pathan bola:Jab piring karna ho to bandooq ka moo apni tarap karna hai ya dushman ki tarap?

Officer bola: Beta! Tu jidhar bhi kar le, faida mulk ka hi ho ga...:)